chords:
G    355433
F#/G 255433
C    x3555x
A    577655

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G  F#/G  C  A   -2x-
G
                         F#/G
I wrote a letter and I know you read it
       C                          A                G
Can I find forced words I think you'd understand
                               F#/G
It's penned in my name and I think you get it
          C                        A
When you read the fine print in the single yeah
G
Anyone can do this
    F#/G
And Anyone can do that
    C                            A
And I will be the toaster of the one that talks back
Yeah

G
Anyone can do this
    F#/G
And Anyone can do that
    C                            A
And I will be the toaster of the one that talks back
Yeah

G  F#/G  C  A   -2x w/ solo over-

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note:
This is based on the live version from Eyesinweasel's
"Live in the Middlewest".

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