chords: (tune down 1/2)
F  133211
E  022100
D  x57775
Bb x13331
G  355433

riffs:
  (1)                     (2)
D--------------------------------------------------
A--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--0--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--0--
E-------------------------------------------------- 
  (1)                      (3)
G---------------------------0--
D---------------------------0--
A--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--0---2--
E---------------------------3--
  (5)
G--------------------------------------------------
A--0--9--9--9--0--5--5--5--0--5--5--5--0--3--3--3--
E--------------------------------------------------
  (6)
G--------------------------------------------------
A--0--5--5--5--0--5--5--5--0--3--3--3--0--3--3--3--
E--------------------------------------------------

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(1)(2)(3)(4)

(1)
           (2)
crowded gymnasiums
    (3)                   (4)
no shortage of knockouts
        (1)           (2)
and the country dance sellathon
(3)
overworked spines
   (4)
all efforts considered
(5)
oooh, oooh

    F
but
                     E            D  F
not before the prizes, are posted
                            (6) x2
the king size electric institute

E
                       Bb
he's proud to prevent
dazzling rhine jive click
     G
and his up and coming bombadeers
            E
are fuckin right
                      Bb
how they stacks in a million years

(6) x2
G

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