chords:
E    022100
B    x24442
A    x02220
D    x57775
C    x35553
G    355433
G/F# 255433
F    133211
Bb   x13331
D#   x79997
C#   x46664
G#   466544
G#/G 366544

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  E                   B              A
Trendspotter acrobat got no fallin' room
 E                      B        A
Chocking on an ego size of a ?? rooms
                 D
Shows the trends on his coat
 A                C
Walks out in the rain
 D                  A               G
Dismayed to see it hasn't rained in days
        G/F#
I will buy the drinks if you
  E                            G
Promise not to ask me what I think

E                    B               A
Hogbutcher diplomat throws up on his shoes
E                     B              A
Burpin' up an epigram got these from wounds
                D
Shows the trend on his coats
A                    C
staggers through the shine
D                  A              G
A million bedtime stories on his mind
        G/F#
I will buy the drinks if you
  E                            G
Promise not to ask me what I think

D A G  solo

  F                   C                     Bb
Trendspotter acrobat look at my new clown clown
 F                  C                Bb
Falling apart is as easy as sitting down
             D#
Slowly peels off his coat
   Bb              C#
Throws it on the floor
 D#             Bb       G#
Nothing really matters anymore
                 G#/G
I will buy the drinks if you
  F                               E
Promise not to tell me what you think

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