chords:
D xx0232
C x32010

riff:
e--3-2-0---
B--------3-

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D C D C

D
               C               D    C   D
Scary, did the sun come out t'day?
                C               D     C  D
Blasted, I did not recall the program
                C               D     C
Honey, did the weekend make you ill?
 D               C           D   C
Hush Margarita, make it go away

D          riff...
Calling Zero

D  C  D  C

D                    C       D  C
I love a girl named Colleen
D  C  D  C
    D                    C           D  C
But she loves a bouncer six feet ten
     D                       C                D  C
And that's a mistake 'cus he's Colleen's hero

D
This is a song called:
            riff...
"Calling Zero"

D  C  D  C 

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